Behind Blue Es
Since everyone and his mother is beating down on Internet Explorer, I thought I’d express things from IE’s own perspective:
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad browser
To be the sad browser
Behind blue EsNo one knows what it’s like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only liesBut my dreams
They aren’t as:empty
As my rendering seems to beI have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That’s never freeNo one knows what it’s like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame youNo one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through (hasLayoutissues?)But my dreams
They aren’t as:empty
As my rendering seems to beI have add-ons, only properiatary
My love is vengeance
That’s never freeWhen my CSS display clenches, crack it open
Before I drown it in my invisible-content pool
When I do right, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a proper toolIf I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coatNo one knows what it’s like
To be the bad browser
To be the sad browser
Behind blue Es
Original lyrics by The Who: Behind Blue Eyes
IE logo with pins graciously borrowed from Make Your Own Internet Explorer Voodoo Doll – A Step by Step Guide, originally from Teresa’s DeviantArt forum post.
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