Two useful phrases

Published on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Just recently I’ve noticed two phrases that can really come in handy when working with other people.

Random

Listening more closely to the dialog in Scrubs, I’ve observed that Dr. Kelso always addresses the people around him with:

You, random nurse.

I just have to use that in my projects:

Hey you, random Project Manager. Go buy some snacks…

Don’t let the door…

Watching the movie Knocked Up, which isn’t really an outstanding movie (except for the very hot leading actress), I learnt a great phase to annoy men who think they are very macho and manly:

Don’t let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.

This is a wonderful and efficient way to provoke someone, if you find that they deserve it!

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8 comments

  • icaaq
    September 25th, 2007 at 16:04

    regarding Scrubs…. If I can’t reach a colleague in the office, I now started doing “mental five’s” and snap my fingers with that person…

  • Scott Powers
    September 25th, 2007 at 18:03

    I don’t normally watch scrubs but the few episodes I have seen are always funny and knocked up wasn’t as funny as it looked like it was going to be but, that quote is classic.

    Seems every guy’s got some kinda of quote for a whiny buddy of his. One my buddies have thrown around over the years is very similar to that one… “Somebody get this whiny b***h a Tylenol, his vagina hurts.”

    Gotta love your buddies!

  • Stuart Maynard-Keene
    September 25th, 2007 at 18:15

    The second quote is an absolute clasic, love it!

  • Jeff L
    September 25th, 2007 at 19:43

    Last nights episode of How I met your mother had a fantastic line from Mandy Moore, who was guest starring. She had been picking on Barney, and one of her one liners was really good. I certainly don’t remember word for word, but had something to do with “are your pants too tight to fit your enormous vagina?”

  • Steven Clark
    September 26th, 2007 at 10:28

    nope I reckon the vagina line will offend women too, Robert. :)

  • Calophi
    September 26th, 2007 at 16:01

    Heh, I love Scrubs. There’s some great quotes and phrases you can take from that show. I especially like “bajingo” and “Take your blah-blah to the Blah-Blah-ologist”. :)

  • Calophi
    September 26th, 2007 at 16:02

    Oh yeah, and “In YOUR endo!” The Todd is one of the best characters ever written. XD

  • Robert Nyman - author
    September 26th, 2007 at 19:25

    icaaq,

    You are never alone! :-)

    Scott,

    Amongst friends, everything’s ok! :-)

    Stuart,

    Yes, I was a bit (pleasantly )surprised when I heard it in the movie.

    Jeff,

    Another variation on the theme. :-)

    Steven,

    Ha ha! Yeah, you’re right!

    Calophi,

    Yes, it’s a great show!

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